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ashkatom:

“It’s lonely,” you finally admit, and it’s the first time you’ve let yourself admit that loneliness is the problem rather than just your hormones going crazy. Not that the hormones aren’t a significant problem in and of themselves, but.

This has been in my wips folder forever and I am so glad it is now done. let us all celebrate in awkward teenage ot3s.

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Now on AO3 with a title. Enjoy.

i’ll give it a fucking title when i put it on ao3 don’t test me tumblr

“It’s lonely,” you finally admit, and it’s the first time you’ve let yourself admit that loneliness is the problem rather than just your hormones going crazy. Not that the hormones aren’t a significant problem in and of themselves, but.

This has been in my wips folder forever and I am so glad it is now done. let us all celebrate in awkward teenage ot3s.

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Currents in Stillwater

“I don’t fuckin’ know!” you snap. “You want to know what happened? Fine! I spent six centuries at the bottom a’ the fuckin’ ocean an’ all I could remember was you kickin’ me in the shins for bein’ a shithead!”

“You were an immense shithead,” Dol says.

For CC, who was having a shit day and who was very patient when I mysteriously fell ill before writing her a thing.

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Speaking of Ouroboros reveals:

Coming as a surprise to nobody, I remixed Cold Water for messageredacted and stuck pesterlogs everywhere. Here’s the remix, if you haven’t stumbled across it already. Warnings for rape and body horror and general D:!!!!ness.

Our Lives on Holiday: Chapter 3

“Go take ablutionth, ED,” you say, and open up Terezi’s window.

“I am goin’,” Eridan announces, “to take a shower, because your ‘cupe soper is fuckin’ despicable.”

You flip him off as you scan Terezi’s messages.

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Wow there is no good pulltext this chapter that isn’t spoilery. What I WILL spoil you for is porn! There is porn in this chapter! Please do not read it and then be all, oh no, porn, that was unexpected.

ONCE AGAIN, I CONTINUE TO POST AT THE WORST TIMES FOR AMERICA. TUNE IN NEXT UPDATE AT LIKE SIX AM i’m so sorry.

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Our Lives On Holiday: Chapter 2

TA: you know were ju2t batteriie2 and war machiine2
TA: or what diid you ju2t thiink that aa and ii are paniickiing about a2cen2iion for 2hiit2 and giiggle2

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Happy bribe, Fi! And by happy I mean really depressing and self-destructive, and by bribe I mean Sollux.

This thing is apparently a longfic now. Homestuck fandom, why can’t I quit you.

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Distances

ashkatom:

mmarycontrary
2012-07-15 13:24

Hmm, Suff/Psi, but I should be specific, right? I like happy endings, but I’m afraid I just _love_ torturing my favorite characters, so Psi not being able to protect Suff just opens my black heart right up. I also like when a character with a lot of worldly power (money, guns, psionics…) is balanced by someone with spiritual power (healing, unwinding, convincing people to be better…) So, I would adore a story about the time Psii fails and despairs, then Suff gets them out of trouble.

I wrote a thing! I am so happy about this you don’t even know. I originally typoed that as you don’t even knot and was amused and thought everyone should know.

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Rebloopin’ for further awareness since it’s been a while since I’ve written fic and some people might have missed it! If you did, enjoy.

Our Lives On Holiday

rawrimamidget
2012-07-15 12:31

EriSol, nerdy larping. Eridan ropes Sollux into running around in costume with some friends. Bantering back and forth, geeky puns and jokes about weapons being overcompensation… ‘Hold the fort’ ends up being ‘making out in the fort’? >u> I’m just a sucker for nerds smooching.

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oh god you asked for cute flushed shenanigans and I got you this sad kismessisy thing I’m so sorry. There’s a fort, though! And FLARP!

…I’m so sorry.

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ashkatomb:

Title:  Filling Blanks and Taking Names
Chapter:  Twenty
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: F/F, M/M, M/F, all of the pairings, all of them
Rating: T but prone to change. 
Warnings: Some body horror, yo. Only about a paragraph.

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12-hour reblob for people who might’ve missed it the first time! R.I.P., regular update schedule. We miss you.

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Title:  Filling Blanks and Taking Names
Chapter:  Twenty
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: F/F, M/M, M/F, all of the pairings, all of them
Rating: T but prone to change. 
Warnings: Some body horror, yo. Only about a paragraph.

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