q-dormir:

sushinfood:

q-dormir:

Lowblood ancestors rock band

DRUMMONER and SINGLESS

I wondered why this suddenly started getting notes again tho now I got it

q-dormir:

sushinfood:

q-dormir:

Lowblood ancestors rock band

DRUMMONER and SINGLESS

I wondered why this suddenly started getting notes again tho now I got it

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of all the fics I never wrote, this is the one of which I am fondest

    Ashkatom: aw man remember this http://ashkatom.tumblr.com/post/23789958680/ashkatom-if-i-finish-this-exercise-ashkatom-can
    Choco: I do!
    Choco: I liked that one
    Choco: the d key sticking in pvp doth resonate
    Ashkatom: hee :3
    Choco: I seem to recall miss with excellent hair being darkleer
    Ashkatom: nah it was condesce XXXD
    Choco: pfffffff
    Ashkatom: Suf: Miss, I am glad to help, but you should probably go home now?
    Ashkatom: Darkleer: 8|
    Choco: as opposed to
    Choco: Con: Breakfast, beach 3>8(.
    Choco: picturing a guy wandering around for hours screeching at random shrubs and rocks
    Choco: sleep walker righteous fury
    Ashkatom: eventually there's a crowd following him
    Choco: it's hard being a game avatar
    Ashkatom: just going "bro? u ok bro?"
    Choco: the chat is just filled with confusion and people rolling with it
    Choco: "YEAH YOU TELL THAT TREE IT'S CLIPPING THROUGH THE LANDSCAPE"
    Ashkatom: after an hour he's gathered a whole team of people spamming righteous fury
    Ashkatom: every time someone murders him his crowd murders them back
    Choco: it becomes a zerg
    Choco: roaming the landscape
    Ashkatom: HOW'S THAT FOR YOUR EASY XP, JERK?
    Choco: only using righteous fury
    Choco: the white knight brigade rides this way
    FLEE
    Choco: FLEE PVPERS
    Ashkatom: he comes back after feeding condesce and discovers he's been autobooted for repetitive activity
    Ashkatom: and never knows about his brigade

miyotora:

you know what, i like this au better why don’t we switch (jkjk i won’t do that but this is too funny i had to draw it)

my friend told me why don’t i swap the au so signless is avenging disciple’s death and i laughed way too hard of him in a skirt and idk its just way too funny i l;kjlkj;asdf he would definitely use his booty as decoy. period.

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specspectacle:

So ashkatom wanted some Dolorosa/Redglare.

SQUEES LOUDLY
Specs, this is gorgeous! I love their poses and expressions so much <3

specspectacle:

So ashkatom wanted some Dolorosa/Redglare.

SQUEES LOUDLY

Specs, this is gorgeous! I love their poses and expressions so much <3

heroinart:

y work for Fandom battle’13

heroinart:

y work for Fandom battle’13

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How do you feel about the ancestors being just like their prescratch counterparts?

[Original ask here, this is the rebloggable version!]

I feel like you’re Cronus!Anon trolling me again. I wasn’t actually going to answer this, but it’s been sitting in my inbox and you know what? It’s been the shittiest week ever and I think laying the smackdown will do me good.

The ancestors and the Beforus kids are not the same.

The ancestors and the Beforus kids are not the same.

Let’s have a rundown:

Sufferer and Kankri: 
Sufferer was personable enough to start an anti-Imperial rebellion while everyone just wants Kankri to shut up and sit down.
Handmaid and Damara: 
Not much data to go off.
Summoner and Rufioh: 
Rufioh’s comfortable sitting in the background and having stuff done to him while Summoner led a revolution.
Psiionic and Mituna: 
We don’t know enough about either Psiionic or pre-accident Mituna to draw conclusions.
Disciple and Meulin: 
Once again, we don’t know enough. I would put forth that no mention of Disciple and the Grand Highblood interacting indicates that both of them are different enough that the personality traits that they find desirable in each other as Meulin and Kurloz aren’t there, or are less obvious. 
Dolorosa and Porrim: 
They both bucked societal trends, but Dolorosa did it in a way that agreed with her societal role (raising a grub) while Porrim did her best to escape it entirely. 
Redglare and Latula: 
I’ve honestly forgotten most of Latula’s dialogue, and there wasn’t much mention of Redglare. I think Redglare is more outgoing in a way than Latula, given her profession and Latula’s tendecy towards drawing into herself and Mituna, as well as her anxiety making things more difficult, but that’s more my impressions than anything rooted in canon.
Mindfang and Aranea:
Mindfang is a horrible, horrible manipulator, a pirate in the yes-she-does-actually-steal-and-rape-and-kill-instead-of-just-looking-dashing sense while Aranea is open, up-front, and a healer in word and deed. Their only canon similarity that I can see is that they’re both wordy.
Darkleer and Horuss:
Darkleer executed Sufferer and felt bad about letting Disciple go. He’s wrecked with indecision and it stops him in his tracks. Horuss seems to be doing his best to reach out and maintain his relationships.
The Grand Highblood and Kurloz:
I’m not too sure about this one. Kurloz is a creepy-ass son of a gun and so was GHB by all counts. Once again, by my impressions, the main difference between them is that GHB seems more wanton than anything - the blood-spattered wall, the killing Dualscar over a joke - while Kurloz is a planner and quite crafty.
Dualscar and Cronus:
Dualscar wasn’t great with quadrants, was jealous of Mindfang’s red affections, and assassinated Dolorosa after Mindfang stole her. That’s what we know from canon. Cronus is a sociopathic manipulator, a sexual harasser and assaulter, and may or may not have raped - it’s not mentioned in canon, but it seems likely. Going by canon, we simply do not know if he is the same as Cronus, and the argument that all the ancestors are clones of the dancestors is a weak one for the very reasons I am outlining here! Suck it.
Condesce and Meenah:
Meenah is kind and very averse to leadership, although she’s taken on the mantle of trying to organise a plan because she’s sick of nobody else doing it. Condesce has continually grasped for power - Empress of Alternia, Lord English’s minion, Black Queen, all the powers she’s suddenly exhibiting that she shouldn’t have access to. 

Just because they talk similarly doesn’t make them the same. Just because they’re the same caste and symbol doesn’t make them the same. Even being reincarnations in different worlds doesn’t make them the same. Being different ages, having different experiences, growing up in different societies and being shaped by different dynamics means, yes, they are not the same! 

I do not get why this is so hard to understand, but here is a handy primer on how they are different. Please feel free to staple it to your forehead.

ashkatomb:

Title:  Filling Blanks and Taking Names
Chapter:  Twenty
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: F/F, M/M, M/F, all of the pairings, all of them
Rating: T but prone to change. 
Warnings: Some body horror, yo. Only about a paragraph.

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12-hour reblob for people who might’ve missed it the first time! R.I.P., regular update schedule. We miss you.

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Title:  Filling Blanks and Taking Names
Chapter:  Twenty
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: F/F, M/M, M/F, all of the pairings, all of them
Rating: T but prone to change. 
Warnings: Some body horror, yo. Only about a paragraph.

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Humanstuck? HA, I say, HA, I ain’t writing no humanstuck.

temporaldecay:

Except I totally am. Whoops.

“Oh, Zahhak,” and suddenly Dualscar’s whole face is the same petulant scowl you’ve grown used to seeing on Eridan’s face.

You blink.

“You know him?” 

“Tall, ridiculously overmuscled with ridiculously matching hair and the crappiest pair of sunglasses in the history of ever?” Dualscar snorts and rolls his eyes at you. “Oh yes, I know him alright.”

“Really?” You blurt out, before you can help yourself.

You think of the hulk of a man quietly listing everything wrong with your car in a painfully polite, measured voice and several sizable blotches of motor oil all over his person. You then look at Dualscar, in his ridiculously impeccable suit, along with ridiculously impeccable jewelry and his ridiculously impeccable everything. You try to picture both men in the same room and fail spectacularly.

“Yes,” Dualscar sniffs disdainfully. “I know a lot of people, you know,” he adds, in a mock-offended tone that makes you roll your eyes affectionately. “But you should stay away from Zahhak. He’s bad news.”

You don’t really think so, to be honest. He struck you as an odd sort of guy, undoubtedly, but not really dangerous or violent. You frown as you take a sip of your drink.

“How so?” You ask, watching as Dualscar turns his eyes to the window and starts playing with his rings.

“He just is,” he sounds genuinely wary underneath his annoyance, and that gives you pause. For better or for worse, you’ve been depending on the man to help you navigate the neighborhood, and so far he hasn’t really led you into disaster. Yet. “Did you see his shop?” You nod as Dualscar tips back the last of his coffee. “That’s a fucking Royce in the corner. A Royce, Suff.” You kick him under the table. As usual, he dodges. “In a fucking two penny shop like his? Really? How’s that not a redflag of a serial killer or something?”

“Maybe it’s from a client,” you mutter, disliking the idea of judging someone just like that, which unfortunately Dualscar is all too prone to do.

“Maybe it’s where he hides the bodies,” he tells you, leaning in dramatically.

“Maybe he’s a collector,” a quiet, painfully demure voice interrupts, and you choke on your coffee as the very source of your gossip materializes out of nowhere next to your table. He arches an eyebrow over the rim of his sunglasses and then casually holds up a ring of keys which you embarrassingly recognize as your own. “I believe you left these behind?”

“Yes,” you croak, ignoring the way Dualscar just stares as you reach a hand to grab them.

“Have a good day, gentlemen,” Zahhak murmurs as you hastily pocket your keys.

Then, with a nod and a swish of hair, he’s gone.

Awkward,” Dualscar says after a moment, utterly unrepentant.

You bury your face into your hands and groan, already composing an apology letter in your head. It’s ten in the morning and your day already can’t get any worse.

Except of course that it’ll get worse. It always gets worse. Suff, you should know this already.

/sinks back to work on Tidestuck and stuff. And totally not on any humanstuck. What humanstuck. HA. Haha. Oh god. Save me from the WIPs.

how do I love Fi

let me count the ways

  1. ancestors
  2. ancestors
  3. humanstuck ancestors
  4. ancestors that are humanstuck
  5. zahhak the car collector
  6. all of everything

Title:  Filling Blanks and Taking Names
Chapter:  Seventeen [Previous | Next]
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: F/F, M/M, M/F, all of the pairings, all of them
Rating: T but prone to change. 
Notes: My brain is leaking out my ears.

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