Sometimes I just throw incredibly random things at Choco... and she rolls with it.
- Ashkatom: THIS IS THE TALE
- Ashkatom: OF ORPHANER DUALSCAR
- Ashkatom: GAMBLIGNANT-OBSESSED
- Ashkatom: TRYING TO CATCH THE LADIES
- Ashkatom: wwhat
- Ashkatom: AN IMPOSSIBLE QUEST
- Ashkatom: TO FIND THE FAVOUR OF CONDESCE
- Ashkatom: oh come on
- Ashkatom: STUPID CAPE FLUTTERING
- Ashkatom: ON THE OCEAN'S BREEZE
- Ashkatom: it's dramatic you uncultured lowwblood
- Jess [Choco]: XDDD
- Jess [Choco]: somewhere later on it goes THIS IS THE TALE OF SOME KID CALLED EGBERT
- Jess [Choco]: not betta
- Ashkatom: OKAY THEN, I'M A COOLKID, DAVE STRIDER IS MY NAME
- Ashkatom: shell no
- Ashkatom: THEN YOU CAN CALL ME LALONDE, I'LL BE A SNARKY DAME
- Ashkatom: ww
- Ashkatom: oh close enough
- Jess [Choco]: XDDD
Squid and I discuss our ships like calm, rational people.
- Squid: Hey Ash ouo
- Squid: Guess what ouo
- Ashkatom: I don't know ono
- Squid: SUFFPSII IS THE BEST SHIP OF ALL TIME *hides*
- Ashkatom: :C Squid how rude every ship is equal and I love them all also HANDMAID/CONDESCE IS WAY HOTTER AND HAS MORE COMPLICATED FEELS SO BRING IT
- Ashkatom: OUO
- Squid: BITCH YOU THINK YOU KNOW COMPLICATED FEELS LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT COMPLICATED FEELS
- Ashkatom: OH NO YOU DIDN'T GIRL, YOU THINK THAT YOUR PUNY DEAD OTP GETS MORE COMPLICATED THAN MY ALL-POWERFUL IMMORTAL LADIES?
- Ashkatom: I DON'T EVEN THINK SO
- Squid: OH
- Squid: OH
- Squid: YOU WENT THERE
- Squid: YOU HAD TO GO THERE DIDN'T YOU
- Ashkatom: I WENT THERE AND I GOT YOU A SOUVENIR
- Ashkatom: I BROUGHT IT, SQUID.
- Squid: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
- Ashkatom: YOU HAVE BEEN SERVED.
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- Ashkatom: I PUT THOUGHT INTO EVERYTHING IT'S WHY MY OTP IS TOTALLY BETTER THAN YOURS
- Ashkatom: *hairflip*
- Squid: EXCUSE ME WHICH ONE OF US WROTE A 90,000+ WORD EPIC OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LOVE TO TRANSCEND NOT JUST THE QUADRANTS BUT ALSO LIFE AND DEATH?
- Squid: *double hairflip*
- Ashkatom: WHICH ONE OF US IS WRITING A FIC THAT TRANSCENDS FANDOM AND WILL TOTALLY MAKE IT INTO CANON OH AND FEATURES SO MANY AWESOME SHIPS I HAVE AN ARMADA?
- Ashkatom: *headbang*
- Ashkatom: OH
- Ashkatom: THAT'S RIGHT
- Ashkatom: YOU DON'T READ IT
- Ashkatom: WORST WIFE EVER ;.;
- Squid: Ash baby I'm so sorry I'm the worst wife ever oh god oh god don't cry baby here here have some cookies and some money have some more money and some puppies too ;;
