Sometimes I just throw incredibly random things at Choco... and she rolls with it.

    Ashkatom: THIS IS THE TALE
    Ashkatom: OF ORPHANER DUALSCAR
    Ashkatom: GAMBLIGNANT-OBSESSED
    Ashkatom: TRYING TO CATCH THE LADIES
    Ashkatom: wwhat
    Ashkatom: AN IMPOSSIBLE QUEST
    Ashkatom: TO FIND THE FAVOUR OF CONDESCE
    Ashkatom: oh come on
    Ashkatom: STUPID CAPE FLUTTERING
    Ashkatom: ON THE OCEAN'S BREEZE
    Ashkatom: it's dramatic you uncultured lowwblood
    Jess [Choco]: XDDD
    Jess [Choco]: somewhere later on it goes THIS IS THE TALE OF SOME KID CALLED EGBERT
    Jess [Choco]: not betta
    Ashkatom: OKAY THEN, I'M A COOLKID, DAVE STRIDER IS MY NAME
    Ashkatom: shell no
    Ashkatom: THEN YOU CAN CALL ME LALONDE, I'LL BE A SNARKY DAME
    Ashkatom: ww
    Ashkatom: oh close enough
    Jess [Choco]: XDDD

Squid and I discuss our ships like calm, rational people.

    Squid: Hey Ash ouo
    Squid: Guess what ouo
    Ashkatom: I don't know ono
    Squid: SUFFPSII IS THE BEST SHIP OF ALL TIME *hides*
    Ashkatom: :C Squid how rude every ship is equal and I love them all also HANDMAID/CONDESCE IS WAY HOTTER AND HAS MORE COMPLICATED FEELS SO BRING IT
    Ashkatom: OUO
    Squid: BITCH YOU THINK YOU KNOW COMPLICATED FEELS LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT COMPLICATED FEELS
    Ashkatom: OH NO YOU DIDN'T GIRL, YOU THINK THAT YOUR PUNY DEAD OTP GETS MORE COMPLICATED THAN MY ALL-POWERFUL IMMORTAL LADIES?
    Ashkatom: I DON'T EVEN THINK SO
    Squid: OH
    Squid: OH
    Squid: YOU WENT THERE
    Squid: YOU HAD TO GO THERE DIDN'T YOU
    Ashkatom: I WENT THERE AND I GOT YOU A SOUVENIR
    Ashkatom: I BROUGHT IT, SQUID.
    Squid: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    Ashkatom: YOU HAVE BEEN SERVED.
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    Ashkatom: I PUT THOUGHT INTO EVERYTHING IT'S WHY MY OTP IS TOTALLY BETTER THAN YOURS
    Ashkatom: *hairflip*
    Squid: EXCUSE ME WHICH ONE OF US WROTE A 90,000+ WORD EPIC OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LOVE TO TRANSCEND NOT JUST THE QUADRANTS BUT ALSO LIFE AND DEATH?
    Squid: *double hairflip*
    Ashkatom: WHICH ONE OF US IS WRITING A FIC THAT TRANSCENDS FANDOM AND WILL TOTALLY MAKE IT INTO CANON OH AND FEATURES SO MANY AWESOME SHIPS I HAVE AN ARMADA?
    Ashkatom: *headbang*
    Ashkatom: OH
    Ashkatom: THAT'S RIGHT
    Ashkatom: YOU DON'T READ IT
    Ashkatom: WORST WIFE EVER ;.;
    Squid: Ash baby I'm so sorry I'm the worst wife ever oh god oh god don't cry baby here here have some cookies and some money have some more money and some puppies too ;;