Fat lip: *shame* it was such a small filling that it DIDN’T EVEN NEED ANAESTHETIC, I DON’T KNOW WHY IT WAS ACHING SO MUCH (THREE DAYS STRAIGHT! COULDN’T SLEEP!) AND NOW I’M COMPLETELY FUCKING PARANOID THAT MY BRAIN IS JUST LAUGHING AT ME. The dentist did say that the surface was pretty cracked though, so???
I DON’T UNDERSTAND TEETH.
Australia: I woke up and there was a fucking huntsman on my wall. If you love spiders, my actions here may upset you: I vacuumed that motherfucker up. You come into an arachnophobe’s house, you get what you deserve, spiders. #tw: victim blaming.
Dinner: Probably tiny homemade pizzas! Well, kind of homemade. I bought the bases because I suck at making pizza dough. But they’ll have tomato sauce, onion, capsicum, ham, chorizo, and cheese, and they are hella delish.
Favourite food: Oh man, this is a tough one. Probably fudge, at the moment, it has the right amount of effort to tasty ratio. Actual Dining Upon food depends on season, but I tend to prefer chicken over beef. Chicken, roast veggies, and pan gravy is the ultimate comfort don’t-have-to-think-too-hard dinner.
Fic What I Like: I am a terrible fandom participant and don’t really read much fic! I’m looking forward to when Fi puts up the end of Distrait and starts publishing the sequel, and I tend to pounce upon whatever Roach posts with utter glee. I was following The Serendipity Gospels, but I think it’s posting to a tumblr now???? and haven’t bothered to actually pursue it. Bad Ashlyn, worst fan.
Christmas List: There’s a bunch of ‘selfish’ stuff I’d like material-goods-wise: a new phone that doesn’t take six years to google something is top of the list, then a Kindle that isn’t broken in one corner of the screen. Bigger stuff, I’d like to somehow magically get enough money to fix up my car and register it so I can learn to drive and have a bit more independence, or maybe to just finish fixing up my goddamn teeth. Mostly, though, I just want this Christmas to be good, for me and my dad and my friends. It’s been a pretty shitty year all around, and I just want everyone I love to have enough downtime to chill and do what reflecting they need to do before kicking the year out on its ass.
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french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast
this pun was wasted on you all
it’s around that time of year when everyone gets all santamental
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH TODAY IS 11.12.13 HOW AM I NOT SEEING THIS ALL OVER MY DASH
HAPPY NUMBER SEQUENCE DAY!